Why does an attractive, fun woman like me...get attracted to dudes who completely suck!
My friends don't understand....do I actually understand? Not really, I think my hormones are out of control. The guy I'm kind of dating is full of crap, everything is on his terms, I enjoy drama, a little control from the man can be exciting. But I have to ask this guy permission when I wipe my butt. Permission to dress, think and feel.
True event: One day I was on the can minding my business and I heard this dude squeech "EMAN-WELL, did I give you permission to wipe your ASS!" I sat quietly on my throne thinking, this rant too will soon pass, but then he was at it again. "EMAN-WELL, Did Michael buy that toilet paper? You are NOT allowed to use it, dispose of it NOW!!" I thought, I was disposing it but PSYCHO BOY had other ideas.
